Love/Hate Relationships At Their Best
In celebration of Valentine’s Day, I share with you delicious goo!
VALENTINE’S HATE SMOOTHIE!
Thick, creamy, fruity, fiberful (because I added an exorbitant amount of Benefiber to the blender mid whir), delicious goo! I take hearty sips and spend a moment pantomime chewing my healthy cocktail, then I notice.
Oh yes, I notice.
Oh, I don’t just notice, I dread, shiver, and frown at the true juxtaposition that is delicious goo Smoothie.
Strawberry seeds. Dirty slut mongering Strawberry seeds all up in my molars like a nosy step mother rifling through my sock drawers. Obnoxious, hateful, demon spawn pellets of mythical Valkyric pestilence.
But god damn, this is still a tasty smoothie.
Ingredients:
2 cp frozen strawberries
2 LARGE Banana
1 cup milk
Blender Magic!
Delicious goo!
